I wish Tumblr is my house.

It’d be so much cooler to live in. Not to mention all the sort of things I can show to girls. Like cats. Bitches love cats.

awesomejamie:

theshirlphord:

I love eating pussy.

I’ve been getting recurring guests, so I must be good.

(Source: mutableman)

Follow this blog, your life will still be the same.

So don’t.

Why do people

post their pictures with song lyrics? It wouldn’t make the picture look any better nor any classier.

What the fuck is a one direction?

Anonymous asked: what is your favorite thing ever

Favorite thing ever? Probably the smell of the Earth after a huge rainstorm. It’s the best sensation. Not to mention the puddles.